Wednesday, March 18, 2020

S1E7 [Oklahoma+Meadham Temple]: “This snake skin is a little tight”

[Bill absent, thus, no Paulo]

Unable to find Mira, Mikael drives Jen and Cliff back to the hotel, “Pretty lady always run off. No worry; she be back. Now where Porter and Isaac?” As they go room-to-room, about to knock, they hear Paulo inside his room, “No. No more snakes!” A pause, then, “NNNNOOOOOOO!!” Jen chiding, “Yeah, we’ll just leave him to his fantasies of his girlfriend Tyranissh.” Knocking at Porter’s door, “Just a minute.” Shuffling sounds (he’s hiding the egg). Porter soon joins them as they head to Isaac’s room, “Yeah, I’ve been studying these scrolls we found at the Bolivia temple. We’d best gather our gear, and weapons, for tomorrow’s desert trek."

Wednesday, 31 May: A hearty breakfast, “Better fill up. Something tells me the reverend expects us to fast in the desert too.” They arrive at the church finding Mortimer and his son already talking to the pastor. And others to greet them, “Sheriff Cliff, at your service. I understand you folks are joining our little outing. That’s the barber Harry Matthewson who used to be blind.” They look over in time to see Harry pick up a whole turkey, distend his jaws, and swallow the turkey WHOLE! Like a snake! Jen speechless with her jaw wide open in disbelief. Mira shocked, “Even the bones?!” Porter pondering, “He’ll either be constipated or leave one huge dump.”

The reverend politely waiting, “Now Harry, I told you this is a spiritual journey. No food or drinks allowed.” Mikael using the warning to hide his flask. “Now if everyone is ready, it’s a long walk; maybe 25 miles. Not 40 days like me but your own spiritual preparation.” The team trailing last as they can only ponder yesterday’s re-appearance of the reverend, after his murder.

Hours into the walk when Mikael is caught sipping from his flask, “Why my son? Are you that weak? Now I cannot let you enter the cave as you will not be pure like the others.” Mikael trying to smooth things, “Am Russian, is ok! Besides, this vodka, not water.” The reverend disappointed. And denying.

Another 4 hours of walking across the dry, dusty fields. The lack of water taking its toll (CON checks). Isaac and Lloyd starting to suffer dehydration and heat exhaustion. Another 4 hours walk, and Lloyd complaining of headaches, flushed skin, and hallucinating…signs of a heat stroke. Mikael rushes to their side with his flask. While Isaac refuses, Lloyd guzzles. The reverend scolding, “Look, we are at the doorsteps now. Yet you have cursed the child from entering the cave. Now both of you will not receive blessings.”

Mortimer pleads for forgiveness, “It wasn’t his fault!” The reverend saddened but firm, “Come. You can be the first. Your son will have to await another day’s pilgrimage.” And with that, Mortimer is escorted into the cave. Long minutes of silence as they eye the sheriff outside with them. Then suddenly, a yelp of surprise from within. Cliff tries to enter the cave but is blown back by strong wind (sandblasted for 1D6 damage). And that’s when the reverend exits, leading a happy Mortimer. Who smiles at his son, “It was wonderful.” Everyone noticing his fangs instead of canine teeth.

Already having slanted snake-eyes, Mira willingly enters the cave with the reverend. Normally, minutes required for eyes to adjust to the dark. But Mira can see perfectly…the 9 duplicate reverends curled up together like snakes! And another reverend laying on a stone slab (like the child’s picture in the church). 

Horrifically, she watches as a full-grown reverend crawls out of the groin of the prone reverend and crawls over to join the other reverends curled up.

Meanwhile, the others wait impatiently, “What’s taking her so long? What’s going on?” And that’s when they hear Mira scream (failed Sanity check). And once again, a strong wind blasts from the cave mouth. This time, Cliff prepared as he uses his jetpack to overcome the blasting wind. Once inside the cave, he too sees the madness inside.

Everything happening at once outside the cave: the sheriff pulling his gun to then turn on the others, Porter and Mikael drawing their own guns, while Jenny runs toward the cave. Bullets flying everywhere but concentrated on the sheriff, who (using his luck to survive) pulls a hapless Harry in front as a shield. His movement throwing off his own shots (90s twice).

Meanwhile, Jenny is buffeted by the strong winds (suffering 4D6 damage but successful CON save). Literally pinned against the walls of the entrance by the sandstorm. Another hail of bullets drop the sheriff allowing Porter to come to her aid. Finding hand holds, he pulls the two of them inside the cave. Just as the winds subside. Allowing Mikael and Isaac to just walk in.

Arriving just in time to hear and see Cliff unloading 6 bullets into the reverend on the stone. [Mentally disobeying the command in his head from Yig to not damage it. Accepting the curse spewed at him.]

The 10 reverends start rising and attacking the party (they fight like zombies in a movie, very slow and rely on mass tactics).  Lots of shooting followed by Mira getting out a stick of dynamite.  All run out except Isaac (who fails his DEX check). The blast concussing Isaac into the walls [“Major Wound” to the chest]. A smoke cloud billows from the collapsed cave mouth. Mournful tears for a lost comrade, till Isaac steps forward thru the cloud of dust. “Isaac, you’re alive!” Mikael pointing out, “Ya, along with this reverend copy.” An unconscious reverend zombie at his feet.

It’s a long walk back to town, dragging the zombie, and only having half of Mikael’s flask to survive off of. They sneak into the hotel. “Time to call Meadham and report in. Can’t wait to leave this hell-hole.”

Thursday, 1 June: Except, no one is going anywhere. They must wait out the dust-storm leaving waves of topsoil in the streets.

Saturday, 3 June: Only one day of the storm before they drive back to Oklahoma City to then fly back to NYC. Bringing the preacher zombie, Mortimer and his son, and the egg Porter finally reveals in his possession. Turning all over to Caduceus, “So, did we prove ourselves worthy for upgrade?” On the phone, Meadham very pleased, “Yes indeed, Tier 3. Come to my estate in 2 days. Dr. Goncalves will provide directions.” Paulo declining, “Not for me. I plan to just crash in my apartment.” Mikael also declining, till Meadham mentions, “Pity, it comes with a raise.”

Monday, 5 June: Porter doesn’t need to reference the map, as he’s been there before. They pull up to the Meadham Estate gate where they are greeted by Dr. Goncalves. Who opens the gate then hops on the running board, directing, “Up the road, 2nd left, follow the gravel driveway, then turn right, …” While they can see the main house down the road, they pull off early to a barn. Where they are greeted by Joshua Meadham himself, “Come, follow me inside. I’ll conduct the initiation ceremony.”

They are led into one room and each given maids, “Take off you cloths then bathe in that barrel of rainwater, then dress in those robes.” It’s at this time they all notice Isaac’s chest covered in snake scales and almost imperceptible scales covering the rest of his body. “When did you get that?!” Silence. So, they follow the simple rules till they notice the gossamer thin robes: more like shed snake skins!

Dressed, they are led into a temple adorned with snake images. Goncalves brings them golden goblets filled with milky fluid, “Drink.” Porter hesitates as he studies the drink [extreme occult roll] – snake venom! Realization they are being initiated into a cult. Meanwhile, Mikael studies Goncalves’ facial expression [psychology roll] – realization he is pleased to have the team join their cult.

Surprisingly, all drink from the goblets [CON failures] – a very powerful hallucinogen. Their vision blurred as another door opens; Joshua Meadham standing there with more mobility than portrayed at Caduceus. Joshua shakes their hand, welcoming the new initiates. “We will now begin the last step.” In the middle of this temple; a lot of snake paintings and carvings on the wall; one humongous statue of a snake god in the center on a plinth in the middle of a pit; hundreds of snakes in pits– cobras, etc.

Porter (the 1st initiate) is led forward to a medieval rack where he is wrapped tightly in snake skin, “This will simulate you being reborn into the faith of Yig.” Porter proceeds to wiggle free, sliding down into the pit of snakes. Where he climbs out unharmed. Cliff, the next initiate, is wrapped then slizzers free, climbing out of the pit.

Mikael has seen enough of this blasphemous warping of the baptism ritual. He slips off to the car and returns with dynamite! Tossing a couple sticks of dynamite into the middle of the ceremony and temple, he suggests, “Run!” Then, “Fizzzz…KaBLAM!!” Luckily, his allies smart enough to escape. Along with Meadham.

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